My review about semidefinite programming was accepted by Reviews of Modern Physics. Great! After acceptance, nothing happens for three months. Then, the tragedy: we get the proofs. Now I understand what took them so long. It takes time to thoroughly destroy the text, the equations, and the references.
First, the text. They changed everything to US spelling, which is understandable. What is less understandable is that they eliminated any adjectives such as “unfortunate”, “convenient”, “brief”, “important”, “independent”, “natural”, “interesting”, etc. Apparently the text was not dry enough, they must scrub it clean of any hint that this review was written by human beings that might have opinions about the subject. For some mysterious reason, “above” is a forbidden word, only “aforementioned” is good enough. They also made a point of changing absolutely everything to passive voice, sentence structure or understandability be damned. This is just the tip of the iceberg, they have a huge list of arcane style rules that include not writing “we” in abstracts, not writing “e.g.” anywhere, replacing slashes with and/or, and some bizarre rule about hyphens that I don’t understand but ruined half of the hyphenated expressions1. The result is that the text now reads as if it was written by a robot having an epileptic attack.
The worst part, though, is that they wantonly rewrote sentences in the middle of proofs of theorems, presumably because they felt their formulation was more elegant. The only disadvantage is that it made the proofs wrong. I would have thought it is obvious that you shouldn’t rewrite text that you don’t understand, but ignoring this is at least consistent with their pattern of breathtaking incompetence.
Second, the equations. LaTeX is not good enough for them. No, they use some proprietary abomination to typeset the paper for printing, and have some conversion script to map LaTeX into their format. Which will randomize the alignment of the equations, and rewrite every inline fraction $\frac{a}{b}$ as $a/b$. Which wouldn’t be so bad, if it didn’t change $\frac{a}{b}c$ to $a/b\,c$. But hey, what’s a little ambiguity next to conforming to the style rules?
Then, the bibliography. The pricks have some really strange rules about linking to the published versions only by DOIs, that somehow involve randomly removing some of the DOIs we had included, and removing links that are not DOIs. Such as the links to the solvers and libraries the readers can use to implement the algorithms we describe. Who would care about that, right? Certainly not the people who would read a review about SDPs?
As a bonus point, these morons still haven’t figured out Unicode in bloody 2024. Apparently é is their favourite glyph, so I work at the department of “Fésica”, Antonio Acín is sometimes named Acén, Máté Farkas is Mété Farkas, García-Sáez became Garcéa-Séez, Károly Pál is Kéroly Pél, and so on, and so on, and so on.
So no, I give up. I have neither the time nor the will to go through this huge review again and correct everything they fucked up. My intention was to just let it stay wrong, but thankfully I have a young and energetic co-author, Alex, who was determined to go through the review word-by-word and fix all the errors they introduced. The text can’t be fixed, though, as the mutilation there was intentional. So I’m officially writing off the APS version. The “published” version on the APS website will be the pile of shit that they wrote. The carefully written and typeset version that we wrote is the one on the arXiv.
In the future, I hope to never publish with APS again. My dream typesetting is the one done by Quantum, which is none at all. I don’t need to pay some ignorant to butcher my paper, nor do I need to waste my time putting Humpty Dumpty together again.